Today.
December 29, 2008
The weirdest day.
All I Want for Christmas
December 21, 2008

Finally, finally, finally! After months of hoping and wishing and begging and explicitly instructing any Santa who would listen…Parker got his “real” Texans helmet yesterday. Thank you, Nana and Icky! They complement his Texans jersey…and Texans pants…and Texans football…and shoulder pads…very, very nicely.
Surprise!
December 19, 2008
I thought Wednesday night would never get here!
My in-laws have been bummed. Matt’s brother, David, and his lovely wife, Steffi, live in London and so we just don’t get to see them nearly as often as we’d like. Usually, they are able to visit at Christmastime, but a couple months ago, David broke the news to his mother that they just weren’t going to be able to make it. They were only going to be able to go to Germany to visit Steffi’s family, and a US trip just wasn’t going to happen. Needless to say, we were all disappointed.
Matt and I’s disappointment did not last long, however, because David let us in on his little plan…he and Steffi were planning to come after all, but it was going to be a surprise for John and Nancy. Fantastically sneaky. Just how I like it.
So for weeks, Matt and I have been scheming and plotting, trying to arrange details to ensure that John and Nancy would be as free as possible while David and Steffi were in town. Matt was going to pick David and Steffi up at the airport Wednesday afternoon and bring them to our house, and we wanted John and Nancy to come over that evening for the big surprise. It was no small feat. But, I took my task to heart and spun a delightful web of lies…and it worked beautifully!
In case you don’t know, my in-laws are incredibly kind and self-less folks who are always eager to come up and watch the kids for us. However, this is one of the busiest times of the year for John, a professor at Rice, as he has dozens of lengthy papers to read and grade on a very strict schedule. Nancy has also been furiously working to get things ready for Christmas. They are both so busy, busy, busy. It literally pained me to ask them if they could set aside all of their own important activities and make the 35 mile drive through Houston rush-hour traffic up to our house on Wednesday night so that they could watch the kids while Matt and I went out for a nice dinner. Sheesh. Talk about obnoxious! But, of course, they said they would be happy to. Bless them.
As soon as they pulled up, we shoo-ed David and Steffi into our bedroom to hide. Following my cleverly crafted plan, (hear my own horn toot-tooting?) I casually greeted John and Nancy at the door and ushered them inside. I suggested that, since I had my camera handy, we take a quick picture of them with the grandkids. I strategically posed them with their backs to the bedroom door, slyly switched my camera to video mode, and, while trying to contain my incredibly giddiness, began the “say cheese” countdown.
Shocked is not the appropriate word. I’ll go with dumbfounded. :) My favorite is John’s “What? Hee. What? Heehee…what?” (and confused Parker is asking “What? No seriously, what??”) And Nancy’s complete slack-jaw…classic. Fantastic execution, Team Surprise! I am SO enjoying our visit together. There really is nothing like family being together for Christmas.
On a Cold Winter Afternoon…
December 15, 2008
This is how we entertain ourselves. Thank goodness Parker amuses so easily.
Just one Jump too Many…
December 12, 2008
When you’re done, you’re done.
Last night, Matt was helping me with some computer stuff in the office, and I noticed that it had become suspiciously quite in the den, especially for a girl who will not tolerate ANY novel baby-entertainment device for more than 2 minutes.
Sweet girl.

The best part was, when she woke up a few minutes later, those chunky legs just sprang right back into action. Girl had work to do!
How embarrassing to be caught napping on the job.
Urine for a Treat!
December 12, 2008
Matt just sent this game to me, and I found it worthy of sharing with the masses.
You’re welcome.
And That About Sums it Up
December 11, 2008

Snow Way!
December 10, 2008
If that’s not a nice backdrop for a warm and glowy Christmas tree, than I don’t know what is. Thanks for the white weather…it was a lovely touch.

I am Funnier in my Sleep
December 10, 2008
The other night, I had a dream that I was in some sort of huge, open, really crowded office building. Suddenly, this masked man on the second floor pulled out a gun and yelled, “Everybody get down on the ground and FREEZE!”. I felt that horrible pure-terror chill run over my whole body. I got ready to drop to the ground when I realized, “Oh shit! I’m on an escalator!” (mind you, it was more like one of those flat, moving sidewalk kind of things…but it was a ramp and was going up. Work with me here.)
So there I was, attempting to flatten myself to this conveyor-type device and remain motionless so that this monster robber man would not shoot me dead. The resulting motion was a sort of full body shimmy-squirm, as I desperately tried to stay in the same place so as not to draw attention to myself.
Didn’t work.
Got shot.
Truly frightening, but I woke up chuckling, all the same. Because seriously, can’t you just picture that escalator wiggle move? How does sleeping me come up with this stuff??
Peace, Love…
December 6, 2008
Yesterday afternoon, Matt, Parker, and I were headed to lunch. As we turned onto the feeder road, the car that had been behind us suddenly sped up and veered around my car on the left side (where there was NOT another lane) and started swerving threateningly, and quite intentionally, toward us. It went on for several hundred yards. I slowed down, he slowed down. I sped up, he was right on me. The whole time, literally inches from us, jerking his car so close to mine that I was bracing for an impact. I was completely flustered and scared and couldn’t imagine what this guy was thinking…but then I saw his bumper sticker. And then I saw him high-five the two children that were in the car with him. And I just knew.
As we reached the intersection to u-turn, the man rolled down his window and sneered at us.
“Communists! I hate freaking COMMUNISTS! You are a communist and you make me SICK!”
It was because of my Obama sticker. The small adhesive piece of plastic slapped to my back window that simply states, “Peace, Love, Obama”.
Thankfully, we were able to get away from his nastiness when we turned. I was shocked. Appalled. Hurt. And OH so ANGRY. We had been violently threatened…and of course poor Parker immediately started asking questions.
“Mommy, why was that man driving so fast by us? Why was he talking so mad? Why was he yelling at you? What did you do, Mommy? Is he going to come back?”
How do you explain that knd of asshole behavior to a 4-year-old?? He was scared and worried and wanted answers and I just didn’t have the words…
I still don’t. ![]()